🚨 ATTENTION TALLAHASSEE POOL OWNERS...
"FINALLY! AN EASY AND RELIABLE WAY TO KEEP YOUR POOL CRYSTAL-CLEAR ALL THE TIME WITHOUT EVER THINKING ABOUT IT - GUARANTEED!"
...Plus an entire month of weekly service with our "sparkling pool system" for completely free. Keep reading to find out more about this truly limited offer...
...Plus, an entire month of weekly service with our "sparkling pool system" for completely free. Keep reading to find out more about this truly limited offer…
Dear Tallahassee Pool Owner,
If you would like to finally stop having to think about the chore of maintaining your pool…
…and start actually enjoying it without ever having to clean it...
...stress about it...
...or wonder why you bought the dang thing in the first place...
Then this will be the most exciting message you ever read.
Here's why:
Let’s face it…
You didn’t get a pool to become a part-time slave to a water-filled hole in the ground.
You got it to relax, right?
But instead, you’re stuck skimming a neverending onslaught of leaves…
…playing mad scientist with weird chemicals…
…or, if you have one, wondering where the heck your pool guy is.
(That is, if he even shows up at all...)
It’s frustrating, right?
I mean what pool-owner, in their right mind of course, would want to have to waste their most valuable asset (their time) on that utter nonsense?!
I would hope not very many...
Certainly not you...
Which is exactly why I want to introduce you to a solution that is so simple and easy you'll wonder how you ever lived without it...
*cue angels singing*
🧼🧪🫧⚙️✨
🧼🧪🫧⚙️✨
ANNOUNCING A POOL CLEANING SERVICE THAT GUARANTEES CRYSTAL-CLEAR AWESOMENESS OR THEY DON'T GET PAID. SERIOUSLY.
At Ice Pop Pool Cleaning, we just do everything for you.
And when I say everything, I quite literally mean E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G
There will be no more wasting your time.
No more pretending to be a pool chemist.
No more praying your pool guy actually does his job this time.
Just clean and clear water without ever having to worry about it...
And it's all thanks to our "Sparkling Pool System".
What is it?
Well, it's our way of bringing professionalism to an industry that's been treading water for too long.
This isn't just your average lazy pool guy's sloppy approach.
No.
This is a science...
A mathematical equation...
A battle-tested system that delivers amazing results like clockwork...
Basically, it's our unique, systemized, and highly effective way of cleaning pools the same way every single time.
Now, I'm not going to sit here and bore you with all the details of how we actually go about it.
We can talk about that later.
But for now what I will say is that it works so well that we can make promises that other pool companies wouldn't dare whisper.
Which is exactly why…
WE'RE TRULY MAKING AN OFFER THAT WOULD BE DIFFICULT FOR ANY SANE POOL-OWNER TO REFUSE…
Listen up and listen good...
Because what I'm about to reveal will make your head spin...
Your palms sweat...
And your eyeballs burst right open...
You listening? Good.
After every single cleaning...
If you’re not absolutely thrilled with how your pool looks (very unlikely)…
All you have to do is let us know within 36 hours and we’ll come back and re-clean it for completely free!
No ifs, ands, or buts about it.
No sneaky fine print or weaselly escape clauses.
No. No, a thousand times, no.
Instead, we do it just the same way your grandaddy would've done it.
By guaranteeing results.
Because that's the way it should be, right?
I think so anyway.
Actually...I KNOW so!
Because if I was paying someone to clean my pool, I would
expect it to actually be clean when they leave.
And if it wasn't, I would certainly be pretty upset if they didn't come back and clean it again for free.
That's just plain old common sense and decency.
And is one of the main reasons why I started this business in the first place.
To flip the script on the pool cleaning industry.
Now, if that wasn’t enough for your pretty little mittens…
When you sign up today...
WE'RE ALSO GOING TO GIVE YOU YOUR SECOND
MONTH OF SERVICE FOR...COMPLETELY. FREE.
Yes, we’re giving you an entire month of hassle-free, stress-free pool cleaning without paying a single red cent for it.
And I'm gonna be honest...
I truly wish I could give you the first month for free instead.
Trust me... I really, really do.
But I can't.
Because unfortunately there are some people out there (not you of course) who would sign up for it with the full intention of not paying to continue.
(No matter how good the service was)...
And with the complete shi* show of an economy that we are in right now...our bottom line simply can't take that kind of heat.
Now, I know what you’re thinking…
“THESE POOL GUYS MUST HAVE INHALED TOO MUCH CHLORINE... WHY ON EARTH WOULD THEY MAKE SUCH AN INSANE OFFER?!"
Well, it’s simple, really…
If you’re like most pool owners you’ve probably tried to keep your pool clean and clear yourself.
Maybe it worked, maybe it didn’t…
But let’s be honest…
It’s frustrating…it’s exhausting…it’s annoying…
And you’d rather be doing literally ANYTHING else with your time.
Which is you’d prefer to just pay someone to come and do it for you.
Which is also why you're on this page right now.
But if you’re anything like the countless other pool owners we’ve talked to…
There’s a good chance you’ve been stood up, let-down, and flat-out…
RIPPED OFF BY LAZY, UNRELIABLE POOL GUYS WHO DON'T GET THE
JOB DONE RIGHT!
Who promised you crystal-clear water, and at best, delivered you a swamp that would make an alligator think twice about getting in.
I know you know the type…
These so-called “experts” who show up late (if they show up at all)...
…spend a whopping 2 minutes doing the absolute bare minimum…
…and vanish faster than your motivation to clean the pool yourself.
(Aaarrrgghh! It makes my blood boil just thinking about it)
Because in an industry where mediocrity seems to be the gold standard…
Most pool services are about as reliable as a paper
umbrella in a hurricane.
So instead of wasting our breath trying to convince you we’re different…
For a strictly limited time we’ve just decided to risk our own money to SHOW YOU we’re different.
And here’s the thing…
Once we get started, we’re not just going to expect you to take our word for it that we’ve done the job.
No, no, no.
You see, most pool owners deal with their pool service like they’re…
JUGGLING CHAINSAWS WHILE RIDING A UNICYCLE ON A TIGHTROPE... BLINDFOLDED!
You never really know if your pool guy showed up, what they did, or if they just drove by and waved.
So how are we different from these fly-by-night pool guys who promise the world and deliver a mud puddle?
Well, firstly, we’re the only pool service confident (or crazy) enough to actually guarantee results or we don’t get paid.
Secondly, we've developed a way to eliminate the uncertainty that usually comes with pool guys.
Not only do our technicians follow the "sparkling pool system" with Navy Seal like precision...
...not only do our technicians shoot you a text 15 minutes
before they get there so you're never caught off guard...
...and not only are our technicians so good looking that your neighbors might get suspicious...
...but you also get an email with literal evidence that your pool was cleaned every single time.
After each visit, you will get...
1. A mouthwatering pool
2. A real-time photo of your pool
3. A report of exactly what we did
This is an example of what it looks like...
And yes, when I say "real time"...I mean real-time.
The software that we use REQUIRES our technicians to take the photo right then and there.
So it's impossible to cheat the system...
Which means there is no more wondering if your pool guy showed up.
No more guessing what he or she did.
No more hoping they balanced the chemicals correctly.
Instead you’ll have cold, hard proof delivered right to your inbox.
Every. Single. Time.
"WE JUST GOT BACK IN TOWN AND OUR POOL LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER! THANK YOU!!!"
🥽👙☀️😎
HERE'S A BRIEF OUTLINE OF WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT WHEN YOU CLAIM YOUR FREE MONTH TODAY...
Weekly maintenance visits that rescue your time from pool chores so you can say goodbye to your part-time job as an amateur pool boy
Brushing walls, steps, and benches to make algae call in sick and wave the white flag before it can even think for a second about growing
Skimming that exterminates every leaf, bug, and uninvited floating object from existence
Vacuuming that makes your pool bottom smoother than a freshly waxed bowling lane
Chemical balancing to prevent your pool from ever turning into a murky, green, disgusting swamp (and makes sure your eyes don’t feel like you’ve been swimming in a sandstorm)
Basket cleaning that'll make your pool's circulation system feel like it just had a spa day
Equipment checks that are more thorough than a TSA agent on a power trip
Detailed photo reports after each visit, so you never have to wonder if we actually showed up and did our job (unlike those other guys…)
Filter backwashing that keeps your pool running like a well-oiled machine 24/7, around the clock
Text support that’s more responsive than a caffeine-fueled teenager on TikTok (and actually helpful!)
A swim-ready pool EVERY. SINGLE. WEEK. Without you lifting a finger, opening a pool book, or watching a single Swim University YouTube tutorial
HERE'S WHAT TO DO NEXT
Okay, as I mentioned before, you get a completely FREE month of service with us using the "sparkling pool system."
And remember…
If you’re ever not completely thrilled with the results…
…we’ll come back and clean your pool again for free. No
questions asked. No shenanigans. No BS.
And we’ll do it for any inground residential pool in the Tallahassee area! (Including most of Leon County).
But before we make this magical little exchange where you sign up and we start cleaning your pool…
And you get to experience what it’s like to not have to think about it anymore…
Just know, if you’re worried about still having to make those endless trips to the pool store to buy chemicals, waste all that time, and pay extra for it…
Don’t be. We don’t play that game. We take care of all that for you.
Your days of buying chemicals are over, my friend.
Alright, so here’s exactly what you need to do right now:
1. Scroll down to that big shiny “Claim Your FREE Month” button below
2. Click it like your sanity depends on it (because it kind of
does)
3. Enter your details.
It’ll take you less time than reading this sentence.
And that’s it! After that, you'll be able to get signed up right away.
The entire process is virtual so that you don’t have to waste a single second of your valuable time.
OUR ARMS ARE ON THE
VERGE OF FALLING OFF...
Look.
Here’s the deal…
As much as we’d love to clean every pool in the area, we can’t. And we won’t.
Our team is local, small, and fanatically obsessed with maintaining the highest standards of quality.
And that means slots are extremely limited.
And this isn’t some sort of fake scarcity marketing trick.
The truth is we genuinely can only scrub so many pools before our arms fall off.
And we’re not in the business of overpromising and under delivering.
So here’s the bottom line…
We are only taking on 10 new pools with this offer this month.
Once they’re gone, they’re gone. And trust me…they’re going fast.
But if this page is still here, then the offer is still live.
*pumps fist into sky*
But know this, I can pull it down at any time.
So, to ensure you don’t miss out, act now…
Otherwise, you’ll be sadder than a kid who dropped his ice pop flat into the dirt.
⚠️ THIS IS A STRICTLY LIMITED OFFER
⚠️ THIS IS A STRICTLY LIMITED OFFER
🔒 YOUR INFORMATION IS 100% SECURE. WE DON'T DO SPAM EITHER...
P.S.
Ah, look at you—made it to the cozy corner of the PS section, huh?
Alright, if you’ve skipped straight to the end (no judgment, we all do it), here’s the deal in a nutshell…
I’m offering you a full month of service with our "sparkling pool system" for free. Yes, really.
No gimmicks, no strings attached. Just clean and clear water without the work.
Plus, in the extremely unlikely event that you aren’t completely thrilled with a visit, we will come back and re-clean it for free. Just let us know within 36 hours.
But act now before there’s a waiting list, and a strict dress code…because we’re only taking on 10 new pools with this offer this month.
DOUBLE P.S.
Still here? Really? Who hurt you…?
Okay, listen up monkeybutt. We can only take on a limited number of pools each month.
Once those spots are filled, you’re out of luck.
So, don’t be that person stuck scrubbing tiles while others are sipping cocktails by their oasis. Click the button now.
TRIPLE P.S.
Wowwwww?! Still with me? I honestly don’t know what else to tell you…
Alright, let me just say this…
This is a zero-risk offer. If for any reason you’re not happy with how your pool looks, we’ll come back and re-clean it for free.
It’s that simple.
You’ve got nothing to lose here…except your time, mental well-being, and a dirty pool.
So go ahead, click that button below okay? You won’t regret it.
Talk soon >3
THE TL;DR VERSION
We’ll give you a full month of service with our weekly "sparkling pool system" for free - and if you ever aren’t completely thrilled with a visit, we’ll come back and re-clean it for free.
But act now before there’s a waiting list, and a strict dress code…because we’re only taking on 10 new pools per month with this offer.
FAQ?
FAQ?
WHY ON EARTH ARE WE DOING THIS?
Because we're confident that once you try our service, you'll continue working with us for a long time.
And there's a good chance you'll tell your friends, neighbors, and family all about us too.
Which is why we’re willing to give you a free month and a no-risk guarantee just to prove that you'll love it.
HOW DOES YOUR GUARANTEE WORK?
If you’re not absolutely thrilled with the way your pool looks after we’re done, just let us know within 36 hours and we'll come back and re-clean it for completely free.
No questions. No fine print. No shenanigans.
HOW DOES THE FREE MONTH WORK?
When you sign up today, we’re also going to give you your second month of service for COMPLETELY FREE.
Yes, we’re giving you an entire month of hassle-free, stress-free pool cleaning without paying a single red cent for it.
And I'm gonna be honest...
I truly wish I could give you the first month for free.
But I can't.
Unfortunately in the world we live in there would be people who would sign up for a free month with the full intention of not paying to continue.
(No matter how good the service was)...
And with the complete shit show of an economy that we have right now...our bottom line simply can't take that kind of heat.
WHAT CAN I EXPECT WHEN I SIGN UP?
• Weekly maintenance visits that rescue your time from pool chores so you can say goodbye to your part-time job as an amateur pool boy
• Brushing walls, steps, and benches to make algae call in sick and wave the white flag before it can even think for a second about growing
• Skimming that exterminates every leaf, bug, and uninvited floating object from existence
• Vacuuming that makes your pool bottom smoother than a freshly waxed bowling lane
• Chemical balancing to prevent your pool from ever turning into a murky, green, disgusting swamp (and makes sure your eyes don’t feel like you’ve been swimming in a sandstorm)
• Basket cleaning that'll make your pool's circulation system feel like it just had a spa day
Equipment checks that are more thorough than a TSA agent on a power trip
Detailed photo reports after each visit, so you never have to wonder if we actually showed up and did our job (unlike those other guys…)
• Filter backwashing that keeps your pool running like a well-oiled machine…and potentially can save you thousands in costly repairs
• Text support that’s more responsive than a caffeine-fueled teenager on TikTok (and actually helpful!)
• A crystal-clear pool EVERY. SINGLE. WEEK. Without you lifting a finger, opening a pool book, or watching a single Swim University YouTube tutorial
HOW LONG DOES EACH WEEKLY VISIT TAKE?
Our goal is to deliver the best results possible while maintaining the maximum amount of efficiency possible.
We know exactly what needs to be done to keep your pool crystal-clear and balanced all week long.
(aka the "sparkling pool system")...
Which is why we're typically able to get in and out in around 15-45 minutes depending on your pool size and setup.
And here's why that's a good thing...
When we show up and get it done efficiently and effectively, it means that we left your pool in great shape the last time we were there.
If it took 3 hours every time, that'd mean we're dealing with a disaster zone on each visit.
ARE THE CHEMICALS INCLUDED?
Yes! They are all included. Your days of going to the store and buying chemicals are over, my friend. We take care of all that for you.
HOW DO I KNOW IF YOU'RE DOING A GOOD JOB?
You’ll know because you’ll see it.
Your pool will look cleaner, clearer, and fresher after each visit.
Plus, you’ll get a photo and detailed report outlining everything we’ve done so there’s zero guesswork.
AM I LOCKED INTO A LONG-TERM CONTRACT?
Nope. We don’t believe in trapping people with long-term contracts.
You can cancel your service anytime, no fees, no hard feelings.
WHY ON EARTH ARE WE DOING THIS?
Because we're confident that once you try our service, you'll continue working with us for a long time.
And there's a good chance you'll tell your friends, neighbors, and family all about us too.
Which is why we’re willing to give you a free month and a no-risk guarantee just to prove that you'll love it.
HOW DOES YOUR GUARANTEE WORK?
If you’re not absolutely thrilled with the way your pool looks after we’re done, just let us know within 36 hours and we'll come back and re-clean it for completely free.
No questions. No fine print. No shenanigans.
HOW DOES THE FREE MONTH WORK?
When you sign up today, we’re also going to give you your second month of service for COMPLETELY FREE.
Yes, we’re giving you an entire month of hassle-free, stress-free pool cleaning without paying a single red cent for it.
And I'm gonna be honest...
I truly wish I could give you the first month for free.
But I can't.
Unfortunately in the world we live in there would be people who would sign up for a free month with the full intention of not paying to continue.
(No matter how good the service was)...
And with the complete shit show of an economy that we have right now...our bottom line simply can't take that kind of heat.
WHAT CAN I EXPECT WHEN I SIGN UP?
• Weekly maintenance visits that rescue your time from pool chores so you can say goodbye to your part-time job as an amateur pool boy
Brushing walls, steps, and benches to make algae call in sick and wave the white flag before it can even think for a second about growing
Skimming that exterminates every leaf, bug, and uninvited floating object from existence
Vacuuming that makes your pool bottom smoother than a freshly waxed bowling lane
Chemical balancing to prevent your pool from ever turning into a murky, green, disgusting swamp (and makes sure your eyes don’t feel like you’ve been swimming in a sandstorm)
Basket cleaning that'll make your pool's circulation system feel like it just had a spa day
Equipment checks that are more thorough than a TSA agent on a power trip
Detailed photo reports after each visit, so you never have to wonder if we actually showed up and did our job (unlike those other guys…)
Filter backwashing that keeps your pool running like a well-oiled machine…and potentially can save you thousands in costly repairs
Text support that’s more responsive than a caffeine-fueled teenager on TikTok (and actually helpful!)
A crystal-clear pool EVERY. SINGLE. WEEK. Without you lifting a finger, opening a pool book, or watching a single Swim University YouTube tutorial
HOW LONG DOES EACH WEEKLY VISIT TAKE?
Our goal is to deliver the best results possible while maintaining the maximum amount of efficiency possible.
We know exactly what needs to be done to keep your pool crystal-clear and balanced all week long.
(aka the "sparkling pool system")...
Which is why we're typically able to get in and out in around 15-45 minutes depending on your pool size and setup.
And here's why that's a good thing...
When we show up and get it done efficiently and effectively, it means that we left your pool in great shape the last time we were there.
If it took 3 hours every time, that'd mean we're dealing with a disaster zone on each visit.
HOW DO I KNOW IF YOU'RE DOING A GOOD JOB?
You’ll know because you’ll see it.
Your pool will look cleaner, clearer, and fresher after each visit.
Plus, you’ll get a photo and detailed report outlining everything we’ve done so there’s zero guesswork.
AM I LOCKED INTO A LONG-TERM CONTRACT?
Nope. We don’t believe in trapping people with long-term contracts.
You can cancel your service anytime, no fees, no hard feelings.
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